I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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