I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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