So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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