I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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