i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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