So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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