Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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