That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
