Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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