dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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