just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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