Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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