I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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