Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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