You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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