Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize