My hand turned me down
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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