Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
