When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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