my vag is so smooth its legendary
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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