Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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