Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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