ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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