We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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