Sry I called you an 8
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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