she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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