Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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