I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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