is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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