Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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