we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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