I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
