HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It's just like the Real World with babies
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Randomize