So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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