you would pick up someone in the library
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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