a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
These tits shall not be calmed
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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