I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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