I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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