Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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