rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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