Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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