But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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