That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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