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(575): View more from New Mexico

is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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(702): View more from Nevada

she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he quoted the bible to break up with me

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"

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(801): View more from Utah

i regret nothing

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brb throwing up in the dishwasher

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i regret everything

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(541): View more from Oregon

My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic

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