she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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