Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
