with your own penis?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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