Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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