a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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