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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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