She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
