There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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