I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The Olympian is in my bed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
