Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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