Plan B is the new Plan A
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
