he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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